I just received a phone call from our daycare provider. My heart jumped a little bit when I saw her number. I expected her to say "Abigail threw up" or "she has a fever". We know a few people close to us who have the flu. I know that it's generally mild and unavoidable but being 37 weeks pregnant would not be the most opportune time for me to have that in my house. (Although probably better than after the baby comes). Anyway . . .
However, she did not say any of those things.
Do you know what she said? . . .
"Your daughter has learned to take off her pants."
This statement, in conjunction with the fact that I know my daughter HATES having a poopy diaper (it is so time to potty train!), I knew what was coming next.
"I had to give her a bath because she had poop all over her clothes, the bed, her hair, and I think she may have eaten some."
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
(The child already has to wear onesies and pants everywhere so she can't get into her diaper. What is next, only overalls? Zip up, footed PJ's? Straight jacket?)
Yuck!
(To my future 16 year-old daughter, Abigail. I apologize if this embarrasses you. However, I'm still posting it because . . . it still happened!)
7 comments:
I'm soooo glad I've only dealt with that once so far. Though I still have two kids to get through... LOL Good luck with the potty training.
I can't believe that cute little baby would do something like that. Anyhow, this cracked me up. Well, mom and dad still tell stories about me. I survived. I'm sure she will too.
Aunt Jenny
Jenny, you're still famous for the kindergarten poop incident where mom made you clean out your own underwear! :)
WGH (you know who that is) has some poop stories that could also be told!
Yes, Susan. WGH used to read my blog. :)
Oh man. She could have left out the part about maybe getting it in her mouth!! I'm convincing myself to start potty training Jacob in a couple weeks. We'll see how it goes!!
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